i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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