my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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