Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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