By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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