Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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