what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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