Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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