We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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