I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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