You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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