Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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