ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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