Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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