I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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