Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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