Joe is yelling at the trees again.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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