you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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