Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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