Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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