Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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