i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
