he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
420 ftw
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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