Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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