is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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