no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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