bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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