is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We left the knife in your bed.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
