I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we made out on top of his cat.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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