All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
