did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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