did you get engaged???
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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