Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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