OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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