what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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