I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
All I want is dick and wine.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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