Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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