I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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