Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
His hands were made for my vagina.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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