whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
