If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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