I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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