just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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