remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
