my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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