Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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