i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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