You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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