on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Randomize
