"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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