Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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