so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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