I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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