I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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